I pledge a true religion to 7 men for all mankind.

I never understand fully why some spend SO much money on a pair of jeans; 295$ on a pair of True Religions are just a taaad absurd. So when I roam around in unaffordable stores like Nordstroms or Saks 5th I almost always bypass the jeans section cause hello! overpriced for poor ol' I-work-an-average-of-2-days-a-week me :)
By the way, talk about crazy department store prices..certain things they sell in there I see in like Ross, Marshalls and TJmaxx for like 10-14 bucks and they wanna try and sell a shirt that I would walk by even if someone gave it to me for FREE for 45$. Crazy nimcompoops.

Rant over.



My jean curiousity started to over power me and I decided to see what the hype was all about. I grabbed a pair of true religions ( skinny for research purposes ) and a pair of 7 for all mankind (super skinny gwenevere --again for the sake of research) and lemme tell you guys somethin'.........AMAZING. i felt NAKED....in denim....cause thats just how lightweight and just PERFECT they felt on me. Not to mention how how ah-maz-ing they make thine buttocks look ;) no seriously. Let's not deny this any further...im asian...there is like...A HANDFUL..of us that have like an inkling of an ass. I'm in the the fistful that have...none..and so these jeans actually made me one. Really. They literally MADE ME A NEW ASS.
I fell in love.............just not with the price tag...219$..yoooowza!

Next? True Religions style Julie.
ummm....they were...okaaay. Kind of anticlimatic after what I had experienced with the other jean. They are suuuupposed to create an ass for those assless also. However, I didn't see any work :/ They kinda make your leg look slimmer so that's a plus? They are pretty low cut in my opinion and its made of the stretch material lycra sooo it felt kind of weird at first. All in all...they were...okay.

They only thing about these jeans are that they run fairly small. Normal people who wear sizes 5-9 will find themselves bumping up a size or two to fit into these jeans. A normal size 7 has a waist lying flat of about 16in a size 7 in these jeans (about a size 28) has a waist lying flat of about 14 1/2 - 15inches.

But don't trust my word for it...next time you're in a shop that carries them go fulfill the fluttering curiousity in your soul as I have done with mind :)
Godspeed.